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My Teacher Took My iPod A Funny School Poem for Kids

From the book Revenge of the Lunch Ladies

My teacher took my iPod. She said they had a rule; I couldn't bring it into class or even to the school.

She said she would return it; I'd have it back that day. But then she tried my headphones on and gave a click on Play.

She looked a little startled, but after just a while she made sure we were occupied and cracked a wicked smile.

Her body started swaying. Her toes began to tap. She started grooving in her seat and rocking to the rap.

My teacher said she changed her mind.

She thinks it's now okay to bring my iPod into class. She takes it every day. --Kenn Nesbitt

All My Great Excuses A Funny School Poem for Kids

From the book Revenge of the Lunch Ladies

I started on my homework but my pen ran out of ink. My hamster ate my homework. My computer's on the blink.

I accidentally dropped it in the soup my mom was cooking. My brother flushed it down the toilet when I wasn't looking.

My mother ran my homework through the washer and the dryer. An airplane crashed into our house. My homework caught on fire.

Tornadoes blew my notes away. Volcanoes struck our town. My notes were taken hostage by an evil killer clown.

Some aliens abducted me. I had a shark attack. A pirate swiped my homework and refused to give it back.

I worked on these excuses so darned long my teacher said, "I think you'll find it's easier to do the work instead." --Kenn Nesbitt