Using LanguageⅡ含PPT的教学设计及点评

The Fifth Period

Using Language Teaching goals

1.

Target language

2. Ability goals

Enable the students to write some types of English humour and Chinese humour. 3. Learning ability goals

Let the students read, and imitate the jokes, so that they can realize that humour is to let people to be optimistic about everything around. Teaching important points

Help the students learn how to understand and write English humors. Teaching difficult points

Help the students know the differences between English and Chinese in humours. Teaching methods

Using pictures, discussion, and imitation. Teaching aids

A recorder and a projector. Teaching procedures & ways

Step I Lead-in

Think of a funny English or Chinese story and tell it to your partner.

写作时应注意以下几点：

1. 确定文体：幽默故事大多属于记叙文。

2. 主体时态：文章以一般过去时或一般现在时为主。

3. 主体人称：第一人称或第三人称。

4. 内容要点：①故事场景；②展开情节；③意外结尾。

Step II Ideas and methods

Step III Practice A year ago, my grandmother was walking down the street, stopping from time to time to look in the shop windows. _____________________________________________________________________

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A year ago, my grandmother was walking down the street, stopping from time to time to look in the shop windows. At one store, she stopped to admire a dress in the window. Just as she turned to enter the store, a businessman, walking very fast and not looking where he was going, ran into her, knocking her down.

“Oh, I’m so sorry!” said the man. “Are you OK?”

My grandmother was too frightened to reply. But after a while she said she was fine. “Look!” she heard someone say from across the street. “An old woman just fell down!”

She quickly sat up and looked around with great concern and said, “Where?”

Fun stories A Letter to Girlfriend

One day a young man was writing a letter to his girl friend that lived just a few miles away in a nearby town. Among other things, he was telling her how much he loved her and how wonderful he thought she was. The more he wrote the more poetic he became. Finally, he said that in order to be with her he would suffer the greatest difficulties, he would face the greatest dangers that anyone could imagine. In fact, to spend only one minute with her, he would climb the highest mountain in the world, he would swim across the widest river, he would enter the deepest forest and with his bare hands fight against the fiercest animals.

He finished the letter, signed his name, and then suddenly remembered that he had forgotten to mention something quite important. So, in a postscript below his name, he added: “By the way I’ll be over to see you on Wednesday night—if it doesn’t rain.”

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with his bare hands：

The New Baby

Mr. and Mrs. Taylor had a seven-year-old boy named Pat. Now Mrs. Taylor was

expecting another child. Pat had seen babies in other people’s houses and had not liked them very much, so he was not delighted about the news that there was soon going to be one in his house too.

One evening Mr. and Mrs. Taylor were making plans for the baby’s arrival. “This house won’t be big enough for use all when the baby comes,” said Mr. Taylor.

Pat came into the room just then and said, “What are you talking about?”“We were saying that we’ll have to move to another house now, because the new baby’s coming,” his mother answered.

“It’s no use,” said Pat hopelessly, “He’ll follow us there.”

What is intelligence?

Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to the other, “Why are we down in this hole digging a ditch when our boss is standing up there in the shade of a tree?” “I don’t know,” responded the other. “I’ll ask him.”

So he climbed out of the hole and went to his boss. “Why are we digging in the hot sun and you’re standing in the shade?”

“Intelligence.” the boss said. “What do you mean, ‘intelligence’?”

The boss said, “Well, I’ll show you. I’ll put my hand on this tree and I want you to hit it with your fist as hard as you can.” The ditch digger took a mighty swing and tried to hit the boss’ hand. The boss removed his hand and the ditch digger hit the tree. The boss said, “That’s intelligence!”

The ditch digger went back to his hole. His friend asked, “What did he say?” “He said we are down here because of intelligence.” “What’s intelligence?” said the friend. The ditch digger put his hand on his face and said, “Take your shovel and hit my hand.”

True Fear By Kelley E. Rachels Crying of fear In the dark Hurry and run Says my heart.

But I lie there Too scared to scream Praying so hard That it’s just a dream.

Then I see the shadow Slowly moving outside I want to get up And find a place to hide. I gather up the courage And yell, Please help me! They quickly run away As I can plainly see. A bunch of questions Everyone did ask I don’t know the answers

It happened so fast. Feeling a little more brave Not wanting to show fear I act big and bad Saying, They better not come back here! The next night at supper After I took my last bite I got up from the table and said, Who’s sleeping with me tonight.

English jokes Sam: Would you punish me for some thing I didn’t do?

Teacher: No, of course not.

Sam: Good, because I didn’t do my homework.

A：How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

B：His lips are moving. C：If your dog was barking at the back door and your wife was knocking on the front door, who would you let in first?

D：The dog, because at least he would shut up once he was in. E：How many social scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb? F：They do not change light bulbs; they search for the root cause as to why the last one went out. Funny Poems Mary Had a Little Lamb Mary had a little lamb whose fleece was worth some money. Now Mary’s filthy rich

but her bald lamb looks kind of funny. ——K