Using LanguageⅡ教案教学设计导入整理

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C: What’s that fly doing in my soup?

W: Swimming, I think. 2.

C: What’s that?

W: It’s bean soup.

C: I don’t want to know what it’s been. I want to know what it is now? 3.

C: Waiter. Will the pancakes be long?

W: No, sir. Round. Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson went camping in mountainous area. They were lying in the open air under the stars. Sherlock Holmes looked up at the stars and whispered, “ Watson, when you look at the beautiful sky, what do you think of?” Watson replied, “ I think of how short life is and how long the universe has lasted.” “No, no, Watson!” Holmes said, “What do you really think of?” So Watson tried again, “I think of how small I am and how vast the sky is.” “Try again, Watson!” said Holmes. Watson tried a third time. “I think of how cold the universe is and how warm people can be in their beds.” Holmes said, “Watson, you fool! You should be thinking that someone has stolen our tent. •

1.How did Watson answer Holmes’ question?

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--I think of how short life is and how long the universe lasted. •

--I think of how small I am and how vast the sky is.

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--I think of how cold the universe is and how warm people can be in their beds. •

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What happened actually?

Someone has stolen their tent.

Jokes: Who is Stupid?

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!"

After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up.

The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?"

"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself

TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America. GEORGE:

Here it is! TEACHER: Correct.

Now, class, who discovered

America? CLASS: George!

1.Policeman: You can’t park here.

Driver: Why not?

Policeman: Read the sign.

Driver: I did. It says, Fine for parking!” So I parked.

2.Patient: Thank you doctor. My fever is gone.

Doctor: Don’t thank me. Thank god.

Patient: Then I’ll pay the fees to god.

Pun 双关语

What is the smallest room in the world? mushroom What kind of dog doesn’t bike or bark?

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